A clay cactus with zero chill and too many feelings.
This isn’t your average desert décor — this is a hand-sculpted, wide-eyed cactus just trying to survive in a world that’s a little too much. With its cartoon face and permanent expression of mild panic, this little guy brings big “I’m fine!” energy to your shelf, desk, or windowsill.
Lovingly built from clay and hand painted, it’s a spiky-soft companion who asks for nothing... except maybe emotional validation. It’s giving succulent, but make it sentient.
Perfect for plant lovers with a black thumb, people who talk to their houseplants, or anyone who needs a tiny friend who looks just as overwhelmed as they feel.
No watering required. Just vibes.
Clay, acrylic & chain
W 14.5cm H 27.5cm (measurements include chain length)
